Fruit   Funnies

What did one plate say to the other plate? 

 Answer: "Lunch is on me!"

What do potatoes wear to bed?

 Answer: Their yammies

What vegetable do you get when Godzilla walks through your garden?

 Answer:Squash!

 What is the difference between broccoli and bogies?

 Answer: Kids don`t like to eat broccoli!

Why did the tomato blush?

 Answer: Because it saw the salad dressing!

What did the grape do when it got stepped on?

 Answer:It let out a little wine!

What fruit teases you a lot?
 Answer:A ba na..na..na..na..na! 


Knock Knock... Who's there?
Les        ... Les who?
Les go for a swim!

Knock knock...Who's there?
Banana     ...Banana who?
Knock knock...Who's there?
Banana     ...Banana who?
Knock knock...Who's there?
Orange     ...Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana?



Jumping   Jokes

Why is basketball such a messy sport?

   Answer: Because you dribble on the floor.

What did the right eye say to the left eye?

   Answer:Just between you and me something smells.


Blood   and   Body   Bloopers

What is a vampires favortie mode of transportation?

    Answer: A blood vessel.

What do you call a dog owned by Dracula?

    Answer: A blood hound.

What do you call a tooth that lives at the North Pole?

    Answer: A molar bear!

Skeleton   Snickers

What instrument does a skeleton play?


    Answer: A trombone.

Why did the skeleton play the piano?  

     Answer:Because he didn`t have any organs!

Why did the skeleton cross the road?

     Answer:To get to the body shop!

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

    Answer: Because he didnt have the guts! 

What do you say to a skeleton before he eats?

    Answer: Bone appetit! 

What do you say to a skeleton going on vacation?

    Answer: Bone voyage! 

Why wasn't the skeleton brave?

    Answer: Because he didn't have any guts.

Why did the skeleton cross the road?

    Answer: To get to the body shop!

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