What did one plate say to the other plate? Answer: "Lunch is on me!" What do potatoes wear to bed? Answer: Their yammies What vegetable do you get when Godzilla walks through your garden? Answer:Squash! What is the difference between broccoli and bogies? Answer: Kids don`t like to eat broccoli! Why did the tomato blush? Answer: Because it saw the salad dressing! What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Answer:It let out a little wine! What fruit teases you a lot? Answer:A ba na..na..na..na..na! Knock Knock... Who's there? Les ... Les who? Les go for a swim! Knock knock...Who's there? Banana ...Banana who? Knock knock...Who's there? Banana ...Banana who? Knock knock...Who's there? Orange ...Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?
Why is basketball such a messy sport? Answer: Because you dribble on the floor. What did the right eye say to the left eye? Answer:Just between you and me something smells.
What is a vampires favortie mode of transportation? Answer: A blood vessel. What do you call a dog owned by Dracula? Answer: A blood hound. What do you call a tooth that lives at the North Pole? Answer: A molar bear!
What instrument does a skeleton play? Answer: A trombone. Why did the skeleton play the piano? Answer:Because he didn`t have any organs! Why did the skeleton cross the road? Answer:To get to the body shop! Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Answer: Because he didnt have the guts! What do you say to a skeleton before he eats? Answer: Bone appetit! What do you say to a skeleton going on vacation? Answer: Bone voyage! Why wasn't the skeleton brave? Answer: Because he didn't have any guts. Why did the skeleton cross the road? Answer: To get to the body shop!